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Thursday, March 06, 2003

 
In honor of Lent....the Jesus freak at Wendy's story

A few weeks ago I had a hair appointment during my lunch hour, on the way there I stopped at Wendy's, went through the drive-in, and ordered a Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger with ketchup & mustard. I unwrapped it as I pulled out of the parking lot & I discover that my bacon cheeseburger has neither bacon, nor cheese on it. The drive-thru was too crowded & I was further irritated by the fact it was pouring rain & there were no parking places. So I went into the place, up to the counter & explained the problem (nicely, even though I was annoyed, anyone can make a mistake). A couple minutes later, they handed me a new burger. I opened, to check & it was all the way, lettuce, tomato....everything I hate. NOW, I was beyond irritated, because I was late for my appointment. I handed it back & a decible below shouting & told the moron behind the counter that it should have bacon, cheese, ketchup & mustard on it. The man beside me gave me a sympathetic look, a goofy smile & shrugged his shoulders. I replied, "Jesus fucking Christ, you know?" He got this serious look on his face & said, "Jesus Christ, he is my savior." Oh great, a Jesus freak! I turned away from him. He leaned back into my line of vision & said "Jesus Christ, yes, HE IS MY SAVIOR." So I turned back towards the idiot, looked him in the eye, & calmly replied, "Well I sure hope he saves my fucking cheeseburger." 10 seconds later, my sandwich is given back to me, made correctly this time, I said "Hallelujah!" & left.
Tina 10:54 PM