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Tuesday, December 14, 2004

 
Movie quote of the day:
Professor Keating: We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
--Dead Poet's Society

Song of the day:
Stevie Wonder - I Wish

Here is an excerpt from an email communication between myself & Z, we were making plans to go see the movie "Sideways" this week & I was telling him that it would have to be sometime after Wednesday because I'm taking the GRE that day & then I added that after the movie, maybe we could go out and celebrate my anticipated high score. This is his reply:

That sounds good to me. We can get thrashed and cause disturbances of the
peace. After that the police will come to arrest us. We will claim that we
are not drunk and try to avoid arrest by you flashing your boobs at the
officer, which will not work but it will land us a spot on COPS. We will
become minor local celebrities and land a talk show on channel 4 (with a
little help from our connections). You will become the female Dr. Phil and
I will be your sidekick who will nod supportingly to the stuff you say. We
will make millions and squander it all in an futile attempt to get then
King Dubbaya (he changed his name 'cause he liked that better) out of the
office. Following that we will be banished to Canada and ...I don't know, I
have to get back to work. It was a good thought. It might make a good book.
I'll finish it another time.
Wednsday sounds good to me.

This is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. That Z, he's a funny guy.
Tina 2:06 AM

Comments:

I just wanted to make sure it's clear there is nothing wrong with your boobs. Any other decent heterosexual cop whould have wanted to stick his penis in between them and would have let us of with a warning. Unfortunately this guy was Bush loving (and not that Bush but the mentioned Dubbeya) conservative who took too many steroids and his balls shrunk (yes kids that is what happens if you take Steroids. Now tell me it's worth it. What good is getting a chick if you cant do anything with her).

# posted by  Anonymous : 8:36 AM

 

Lordwiki-That is a pretty damn funny response.

# posted by  Anonymous : 9:46 PM

 

mom's still cooking chicken and collard greens

# posted by  Anonymous : 1:55 AM

 

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